The “American Dream” made sense in the 50’s. Now your college degree is like a high school diploma, only you’re $50k in debt. You’ll have to borrow money from your parents to buy a house with a white picket fence. And by the time you’re responsible enough to have 2 kids, you’ll be infertile. Look for alternatives.
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
I had to turn my notifications off because this stupid post. This isn’t even that great. Have you ever had anal? Damn